Wanted

Wanted: A movie that is good and not this movie.

Angelina Jolie, where do you get off.

Man, that chick is just so annoying and her face is ugly.

Wanted follows some nerdy kid who just happens to be the son of the greatest assassin of all time. Man, this already sounds like a crappy short story I would’ve written in high school. Through the film he trains to find and kill the man responsible for killing his father.

Newsflash, the man they are training him to kill… IS HIS FATHER!!!

Holy crap, that wasn’t obvious from about the first 15 minutes of this over-stylized piece of garbage.

Jolie is supposed to be some hottie, walking around half-naked and sporting a ton of tattoos. No. I just wanted Morgan Freeman to shoot her in the face all the time.

The characters aren’t redeeming. The plot is predictable and pretentious and the special effects are sub-par.

If you want to watch the good version of this movie, watch the Matrix.

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