No matter how I try, I just can’t wait.

The roof of my mouth is currently burnt and proof of my inability to wait 5 minutes for a pizza to stop boiling.

I don’t know what it is. The instant I pull the pizza from the oven, it’s cut and devour. My wife always shakes her head as she watches me wince my way through the first two slices. After that, the interior of my mouth no longer has nerve endings, so I’m good to go.

Perhaps it’s the fact that pizza is the greatest food ever invented. You can put anything on it, so you are 99% guaranteed that everyone will like some form of pizza. The 1% who do not are probably nazi baby killers.

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