Urinals with phallic shaped drains
Some people don’t believe these even exist.
But unlike UFO’s, Big Foot or British people with good teeth, I have photographic evidence. And this photo is in focus and has not been doctored!
What is the point of this? Why would someone make a urinal drain that looks like this? Why would I want to pee on that?
It basically boggles me to near speechless-ness, which is pretty impressive.
There are people out there that might argue that this pattern of holes represent something else. Those people are stupid. What else could it be? I’d like to know.
And if by some miraculous chance it is supposed to be something else, why make it look like the exact same thing you are holding while looking at it? What else are you going to think it is?
I don’t know, if you see something different, let me know.
You’ll have a fairly difficult time convincing me otherwise, though.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:53 am
It’s a government conspiracy man… They are trying to get the curiosity of having male sword fights going in your head. That way they can kill off some of the population by use of AIDS.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Did you google that?
August 5th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Yes. Very phallical. I know Lloyd likes it like that.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
It’s obviously a test tube. And I’d piss on that!
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
come on, at least credit me with the discovery of these types of things (gerry). lake theatre, clear lake, ia, 50428. got a crappy bad lighting photo on my phone. good stuff.
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 am
actually, i noticed these a few years back. there is one in fremont and this pic is from northern minnesota.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:56 am
hey check this, just when to tj’s in charles city, ia, they had one. it’s a Crane as well.
September 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I will admit that I thought these were made-up. Until today, I was at the Bryan Country Club in Bryan, TX and what do you know:
September 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Apparently Eckert hates HTML, so here’s the link:
http://www.lloydmedia.com/housepics/urinal.jpg
September 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Anyway. The point is that they’re real!
September 25th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
wow. nice find.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Oh, and nice Gravatar. By the way.
October 16th, 2008 at 11:35 am
i’ve seen many of these urinals and i’ve rocked (pissed in) them all.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:43 am
You won’t believe this. I just saw one of these in a church bathroom in Texas. Seriously? When they were picking out the urinals, they’re like, ohhhh, let’s get the one with the pen1s shape!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
just so dumb that it’s so funny
June 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
See the two photos and text at the bottom of the letter http://www.thecatdragdinn.org/ajo09b.html for further commentary on the subject.
–ajo