The moron who called the cops on me for not having my 1/4 inch of snow scooped

Get a life.

Seriously, it was at most a 1/2 inch but I’m banking on a 1/4.

I know this is York, Nebraska and it’s boring and you really don’t have anything else to do, but come on. That and the fact that my whole family is dying of food poisoning thanks to Taco Bell. The only time I could actually get myself up was to dry heave my brains out, but you’re right, I really should’ve gotten that snow scooped.

This is probably the same moron who calls the 5-0 when people’s grass it more than 4 inches tall as well. I know you get bored, beings as you’re 200 years old and haven’t worked since ‘04 (19, not 20), but give me a break. And if you have so much free time, then why don’t you come do it yourself.

If you are the idiot who called the cops and you are reading this, how about next time just stop by and let me know you’d like my sidewalks cleared. That way I can see what complete stupidity looks like.

Bookmark and Share
More Reviews

4 Responses to “The moron who called the cops on me for not having my 1/4 inch of snow scooped”

  1. landlady Says:

    I just want to tell you that I love this addition to the News-Times. I start my day out with Mr. Complain and I laugh so hard I about choke. You say the things that everyone else is thinking!

  2. Matt K. Says:

    Dang, I guess you did need me to shovel your snow. My neighbors clear the driveway even if there is just a dusting. I hear them out there in the middle of the night sometimes. Then they complain when I don’t help.

  3. jack23 Says:

    Yes…thank you for being you.

  4. Sharp Teeth Says:

    in response to landlady… Eckert, you’ve managed to get this stuff linked to a city newspaper? God help us all.

Leave a Reply