Sweet Tea

I prefer to call it “Dirty Kool-aid”.

What is wrong with southerners and anyone else who actually drinks this garbage.

You go in for the fresh crisp taste of iced tea and then get mouth-slammed. It’s almost as bad as eating popcorn, expecting regular popcorn, but then having it be kettle corn. The switcheroo sucks.

Seriously, just the thought of sweet tea makes my throat reflux.

It’s like drinking juice with farts in it.

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5 Responses to “Sweet Tea”

  1. jack23 Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Absolutely. If I wanted to drink something inundated with effing sugar, I would have drank a frickin soda.

    Iced tea is the bomb yo!

  2. eckert Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    i hurd that!

  3. sammydb Says:
    January 26th, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    right on with that kettle corn crap!!!! holy moly, it’s like someone just gave you a nice glass of cold refreshing water after you have been skateboarding for hours, except they gave you lukewarm bottle of salt water. you suck eckert. and don’t forget it.

  4. shane Says:
    February 5th, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    “It’s like drinking juice with farts in it.” – Lol

    I myself hate any kind of tea :P

  5. nicksicko Says:
    February 9th, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    AMEN. Dirty Kool-Aid is perfect. Sweet Tea sucks rocks. Oh, and why do people get so angry when I tell them we only have brewed tea — and point to the sugar caddy on the table. Is it because they also suck? Yes, my friend. That is the answer.

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