Slow clock
The greatest thing. Ever.
I wake up and look at the alarm clock. There is still time to lay in bed.
I fall asleep for what feels like a decent period of time. I wake up, it’s only been a couple of minutes.
The process repeats for about 20 minutes, but you feel like you slept for hours. Slow clock is so money.
This is the exact opposite of fast clock, which is when you close your eyes, open them, and hours have passed. Fast clock sucks.
What actually causes this? I’m going to assume that your brain and body actually enter a fold in time-space and that allows you to go on for extended periods of time outside the normal realm of existence.
If we could only harness slow clock, we’d all be in a better place.
October 16th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
it can’t be harnessed
October 17th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Actually, it can be harnessed, it is about your brain waves and which ones were happening at the time you woke up. You can learn to control it through neurofeedback.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Dork alert!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
lindsey showing her true colors…finally coming over to the dark side.