People who say they were born naked

I was born naked, so it’s ok to be naked.

Ah, nothing like justification from a porn star.

I’ve heard many people say this before, “What’s the big deal? I was born naked, it’s natural.”

First of all, fire is natural. So the next time you say that, I will start you on fire.

Second of all, you’re probably a dirty hooker, so I’m not going to argue with you.

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3 Responses to “People who say they were born naked”

  1. Jason Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Thank god we don’t look like naked babies our whole lives.

  2. gBen Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2:09 am

    Woooooooo! Nudity!

  3. jack23 Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    what is this about again? porn?

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