People who eat apple cores

Disgusting.

There are certain unnamed people out there who eat apple cores.

Are you kidding me?

People that start eating apples and don’t stop until they hit their fingernails.

So, are you going to eat a hamburger and then eat the cows spine? I didn’t think so. So why eat the apple core.

The texture is terrible, it tastes gross and the seeds contain trace amounts of the poison amygdalin. So then again, if you are disturbed enough to eat apple cores, maybe it will all work out and you will poison yourself.

That’ll teach you.

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5 Responses to “People who eat apple cores”

  1. lloyd Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Ha! I’m pretty sure that I’m the only one you know who does this.

  2. Lindsey Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Lloyd, wouldn’t that be reason enough to stop then?

  3. Joe Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Hey, I eat apple cores. Apple seeds also have chemicals that prevent cancer. Which is worse, Eckert? Eating something with a weird texture, or getting cancer?

  4. eckert Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    you really don’t know me that well. textures are worse.

  5. jack23 Says:
    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    pudding

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