Peeing sitting down
Awesome.
It might be the culmination of laziness, I don’t know.
Sitting down to pee is so much better than standing. You can just sit there. There is no aiming. There is no splash factor. It’s just having a piss.
In the television show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David agrees with me,
Larry David: I pee sitting down.
Jeff Greene: You pee sitting down?
Larry David: Yeah! Have you ever tried it?
Jeff Greene: No!
Larry David: It’s more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don’t have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read.
Jeff Greene: What are you reading?
Larry David: I’m reading a lot of stuff.
Jeff Greene: What stuff?
Larry David: If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god’s sake!
Jeff Greene: Twenty times?
Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you’re peeing all over your shoe, I’m learnin’ somethin’!
Jeff Greene: What makes you think I’m peeing all over my shoe while you’re learnin’ somethin’?
So there, I’ve sat down to pee for as long as I can remember. Larry David’s character in a television show agrees with me. What else could you possibly need to convince you?
January 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am
This is your second post about urinating. The common thread = laziness.
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I agree with you. But I think standing is the lazier thing. Sitting down means you are preparing to invest time into the ordeal… time I don’t always have. Sometimes i feel like I have to hold it to avoid having to read. Because sitting is a 30 minute investment.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:57 am
My favorite line is when Larry tells the one deep-voiced guy, “I pee sitting down,” and he says “What do you sh*t standing up?”
But that being said I agree that the sit down is an act of male liberation, and well-deserved laziness.
June 1st, 2009 at 8:08 pm
i pee standing in the stall at work because the urinal has terrible splash back.