Two dudes at the movies, I’d better see some space between you.

I’m not sure who the genius was who first decided to make the hetero seat barrier rule.

Basically it states that when you go to the movies with at least one other guy, you have to leave an empty seat between the two of you.

Think of it like a safety seat.

Movie theaters are constructed from the mind set of people knowing that in general, people want to be able to get close together while watching a film. That’s why now they have theater seats with arm rests that fold up.

The problem is, I don’t want some dudes elbow getting all up in me the whole time I’m trying to watch a movie. The awkward elbow touch is almost as bad as the awkward leg touch. No one means for it to happen, and when it does, time stops. This scenario is a prime example of something that can remove you from the film completely and ruin the movie going experience.

Another issue to contend with is the cup holder. Sure, there is a cup holder on both sides, but I’m the type of person who likes their drink on one side and their candy on the other. This is not possible when you attend the ovies with a like-minded individual.

The point is, you can’t always guarantee the hetero seat barrier between you and another dude, but if you have anything resembling that option, you should take it. You’ll be glad you did.

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