Glitter
The worst thing.
I despise glitter more than almost anything in the entire world. Seriously. It pisses me right off.
If you get glitter on you, it’s not coming off. You can shower in acid and there will still be that one piece of glitter stuck to you.
One terrible example is a pair of pants my daughter owns that are covered in, you guessed it, glitter. She sat on my lap one day and it was glitter city. I kept brushing my pants off and glitter just kept falling. Hours later I still found glitter remnants.
This also leads me to the worst thing you could do to someone. First you surprise them by throwing a bucket of water on them. Then someone else dumps a 5 gallon bucket of glitter on them. That crap ain’t never coming off. They will be a permanent glitter man.
By the way, if anyone does this to me, I will punch you in the genitals for 40 days straight.
December 11th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Three words brother…. I-HATE-GLITTER!!!!!!
December 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
i thought you were gonna review the mariah carey movie
December 16th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Getting glitter on you makes you look as if a unicorn farted on you. I mean, if I had to guess as to what comes out of a unicorn’s butt, I’d guess glitter. That or cotton candy.
December 16th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
dang, cause if it were cotton candy, i’d still eat it.