Get Your Smokey On
Smokey the Bear is so hip and trendy.
This is the new motto of Smokey the Bear.
What the crap does that even mean?!?!?!
I know that they need to get with the cool teenage lingo, but this actually sounds like a bad thing. How is this not a smoking promotion. This has got Phillip Morris written all over it.
My next question is, why do we need to teach today’s youth about not starting forest fires? I’m pretty sure that 98% of them have never and probably will never see a forest. The ones who do see forests are boy scouts and already know about not setting the world on fire.
Smokey, this isn’t clever. I’m not sure if you hired that stripper who did Juno as your writing staff, but this is just terrible. Stop.
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I don’t know… i have my smokey on 24/7 and I’m doing alright. And by smokey I mean not lighting forests on fire.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:57 am
burn mutha’ f***a… burn.
January 26th, 2009 at 7:00 am
p.s. “Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white guy. I’m not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high. I don’t know mo-fo if yo peeps be buggin’ givin’ props to my ho cause she fly, but I can take the heat cause I’m the other white meat known as kid-funky-fry.”
April 28th, 2010 at 6:48 am
“Get your Smokey on”. I keep thinking that you get a condom on before sex.
April 28th, 2010 at 6:48 am
Sounds like a come on.