Eat animals

Eating animals is one of the best things you can do.

Cows, chickens, pigs, these are a few of my favorite things. Seriously, I don’t understand how someone could not love the taste of animal flesh in their mouth.

During the summer I grill out 3-5 times a week. Most of the time it’s a marinated boneless chicken breast that is so money I never want to stop.

Famous Daves beef brisket? No joke.

So to all you veggie-kids out there, what’s the deal? You don’t eat anything with a face? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. The face is the best part.

You’ve got all these PETA nuts telling me what to do. You know what, I don’t care that you are fighting for the ethical treatment of animals. But don’t tell me not to eat them. Organic animals or free range animals taste way better and produce much better than the shite-covered tiny caged cramped animals do.

The point is, I’m not saying we should treat animals poorly, we should just slow-roast them in a honey glaze.

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8 Responses to “Eat animals”

  1. Matt R Says:

    A-men brother! I love dogs, I love cats, I love monkey’s, I love rats. The thing is, I don’t eat any of them. I love cows too. I use to have a cow named Tina that I won a bunch of trophies at 4-H fairs. I loved Tina, and she was a really cool cow. She lived a long great life, but unfortunately died from old age eventually. I’m sure at some point I drank Tina’s milk, but never did I eat her meat. I never wanted to eat her meat because she was my pet, and my buddy. However, a steer that had his nuts cut off when they were 1 year old has one mission in their lives – eat a ton of grain, fatten up, and feed some God-Bless-Americans. It’s cool though, they don’t mind. They live a good life, and by the time they start developing heart problems we do them a favor and feed families. Hamburger Helper, cheeseburgers, super-nacho’s, chicken fried steak… I love them all. And because of that, I love cows.

  2. Thom Says:

    I have eaten cow, pig, donkey, chicken (even the heart and brains), sheep (their brains are tasty), Fish (YUCK), and even silk worms.

    We are the stewards of the animal kingdom, and I say FIRE UP THE BBQ!!!

  3. Emily Says:

    Quote from Eckert as a child: If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

  4. Reverend Bob Jones Says:

    Meat is nothing but processed vegetables.

    Please inform David R.

    Fish is similar but the process involves more water.

  5. Beefitswhatitis Says:

    Man you got it! I could eat the arse of a skunk if you grill it nice and slow with a little hickory smoke…..

    People can believe what they want to…that is what this country is all about, but don’t push your veggie or die crap on us….infact I believe in something very strongly atm…..I want a big juicy bloody steak right now. Maybe a side dish of baby seal eyes too.

    Can’t wait til we have a civil war in the near future over immigration and politics….us meat eaters will again take over the world…..and obama will be a word no one will know.

  6. Ernest Walter Says:

    My local radio station is reporting that Chris and Rihanna got married. WOW!! Anyone else heard this??

  7. Aiden Edwards Says:

    That had nothing to do with chris brown & rihanna in any way shape or form..

  8. Dan Says:

    If it were socialy acceptable to eat none standard critters, (dog, cat, guinea pig, parrot) I’d smother them in Gravey and eat’m up!

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