Crossing your fingers

That’ll do about as much as making a wish.

I was watching some TV show the other day and the people were in the midst of a challenge. As one woman’s partner attempted to complete her task, she crossed her fingers on both hands and was squeezing her eyes shut.

And?

Seriously, what do you expect to take place?

Do you really think that time space in all its infinity is going to be pushed and shoved around by some chick who’s overlapping her digits?

The worst thing was that he team won the challenge. So now she’ll probably attribute the win to the fact that she crossed her fingers. If she would’ve lost, then she probably would have just said, “It wasn’t meant to be.” Which, in itself, is another way of saying, “Crossing my fingers is a pointless thing to do, but I’ll probably keep doing it because my intelligence level is too low and I think the Earth revolves around me.”

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2 Responses to “Crossing your fingers”

  1. Matt R Says:

    Wait, is this post actually about religion?

  2. jack23 Says:

    i was gonna say, that praying is crossing your fingers but you beat me to it

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