Archive for the ‘Things’ Category

Violent Media

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

If you play violent video games, you will kill people.
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Binocular Circles and the Red Flashing Record Light

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Does this bother you as much as me?
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Firehea

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

What a disgusting thing to review. Warning, this is probably going to get terrible.
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12:34

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

This is my favorite time.
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Political Signs in Your Yard

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Stop it, dummy.
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Race Car Monster

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

What do you think it is?
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Slow clock

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

The greatest thing. Ever.
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Celsius temperatures on bank marquees

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

What’s the point?
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Wet Socks

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

More like wet sucks.
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This McDonald’s toy that doesn’t work

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Man, this thing pisses me off.
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White Vans without Windows

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Pedophile much?
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Reversible Clothing

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

God’s gift to the lazy? Not really.
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Fork in a Lake

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pets

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Baffled.
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Battery Units Remaining

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

You know, the little picture of a battery on electronic devices that is supposed to help you know how much battery you have left?
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DVD menus you can’t skip

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

What is the point? No one’s reading the FBI warning anyway.
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Explanatory Outgoing Messages

Friday, August 8th, 2008

“Hi, this is Mr. Complain, thanks for calling. I’m not in right now, or am not able to get to the phone, so if you would leave a detailed message that includes your name and a number that you can be reached at, I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks again for calling!”
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Urinals with phallic shaped drains

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Some people don’t believe these even exist.
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Sharpie Fine Point Permanent Markers

Friday, July 25th, 2008

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People who take sports seriously

Monday, July 7th, 2008

There are people out there who take sports seriously.
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