Archive for the ‘People’ Category

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

I’d never even heard of these people until he knocked her around.
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Gay Locker Rooms?

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

I really need to preface this review by stating that it’s intent is in no way to be homophobic.
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“You don’t know what you’re missing”

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Then why should I give a crap?
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Baby Burrito

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

I’m not really sure where the confusion came from.
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Puppeteers who don’t crouch behind the wall

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

There is NO suspension of disbelief.
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People who say they were born naked

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

I was born naked, so it’s ok to be naked.
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Lead singers who don’t play an instrument

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

You’re worthless and I’m sick of your dancing.
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The Bluetooth Non-Conversation

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Sorry, I thought we just had an entire conversation.
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Black Friday

Friday, November 28th, 2008

What a stupid thing.
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Ugly People who Smoke

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

I’m not blaming you for begin ugly…
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Creepy Guy in the Background

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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The Man in the Yellow Hat

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Probably the most irresponsible pet owner in history.
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Slim Goodbody

Monday, November 10th, 2008

This guy looks like Bob Saget got his skin torn off.
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Keyboardists who try to rock out

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

aka lame nerds who think they’re cool.
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People texting during a movie

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

I finally found something I despise as much as the holocaust.
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People wearing Looney Tunes clothes

Friday, October 17th, 2008

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Race Car Monster

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

What do you think it is?
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People who eat apple cores

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Disgusting.
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People who wear sunglasses inside

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

There’s a word to describe these people. Douche-bags.
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People who buckle their kids in, then smoke in the car.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Morons.
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