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		<title>Sweet Tea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I prefer to call it &#8220;Dirty Kool-aid&#8221;. What is wrong with southerners and anyone else who actually drinks this garbage. You go in for the fresh crisp taste of iced tea and then get mouth-slammed. It&#8217;s almost as bad as eating popcorn, expecting regular popcorn, but then having it be kettle corn. The switcheroo sucks. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Waiting for pizza to cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No matter how I try, I just can&#8217;t wait. The roof of my mouth is currently burnt and proof of my inability to wait 5 minutes for a pizza to stop boiling. I don&#8217;t know what it is. The instant I pull the pizza from the oven, it&#8217;s cut and devour. My wife always shakes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Peep</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>200th Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrcomplain.com/?p=233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow, what an incredible waste of time. Really to anyone who reads my pointless dribble, thanks, I guess. I&#8217;m not really sure what you get out of it. Maybe a few laughs. Maybe a few gags. Either way, I figured what better way to celebrate my 200th review than by wasting it in &#8220;clip show&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Poisoning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrcomplain.com/?p=226</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dying couldn&#8217;t be much worse. I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve ever had food poisoning, but it frickin sucks. Seriously, it&#8217;s so terrible, I&#8217;ve only been sicker once in my life and that was when I almost died. Technically, I don&#8217;t think I can say that it was the frick-nasty Taco Bell meat that got 3/4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eat animals</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eating animals is one of the best things you can do. Cows, chickens, pigs, these are a few of my favorite things. Seriously, I don&#8217;t understand how someone could not love the taste of animal flesh in their mouth. During the summer I grill out 3-5 times a week. Most of the time it&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbuck&#8217;s Drive-Thru</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrcomplain.com/?p=203</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The worst part is that I don&#8217;t even drink coffee. There are few things in this world more annoying than the 14 minute monologue presented by the drive-thru employee at Starbucks. I&#8217;d like to preface this review by pointing out that coffee is just plain terrible. It smells like crap, tastes like crap and smells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kicking Lime</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrcomplain.com/?p=200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Walking to work everyday can get monotonous. Granted, it&#8217;s not that far, but still. I work next to a grocery store and one day I noticed this lime sitting on the ground behind the loading dock. I began kicking it. Eventually, I got home and still had my kicking lime. The trip was so much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golden Cocoa Puffs Grahams</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most awesome cereal. First you get a huge bowl. Then you fill it halfway with Golden Grahams and the top it off with Cocoa Puffs. Mix and enjoy. This cereal should be sold in boxes in stores, because it&#8217;s so rad.]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Burrito</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrcomplain.com/?p=198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not really sure where the confusion came from.]]></description>
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