I prefer to call it “Dirty Kool-aid”.
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No matter how I try, I just can’t wait.
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Wow, what an incredible waste of time.
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Dying couldn’t be much worse.
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Eating animals is one of the best things you can do.
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The worst part is that I don’t even drink coffee.
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Walking to work everyday can get monotonous.
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The most awesome cereal.
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I’m not really sure where the confusion came from.
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Do the ends justify the means?
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That’s ok, I actually wanted to rip my bread to pieces.
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What are you going to do?
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When is it not after midnight?
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Subway frickin reeks.
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Disgusting.
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Learn where to put the emphasis, please.
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I will not eat the following foods:
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Good? Bad? You decide.
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Beautiful, wonderful Gold Bears.
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