Are you kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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As I walked through a crowded area, a homeless man stopped opening his Dr. Thunder, saluted me and said, “Pepsi, right on. Jeff Gordon!”

You might as well get a nametag that says “douchebag”.
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Why do you care how you break up with someone?
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This was Lindsey’s first time knee boarding.
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Honestly, where is this going to stop?
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You think you’re better than me, act like it.
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Never been much of a flosser.
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Wow, what an incredible waste of time.
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Why does this get such a bad rap?
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Get a life.
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That’ll do about as much as making a wish.
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Then why should I give a crap?
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Two dudes at the movies, I’d better see some space between you.
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Walking to work everyday can get monotonous.
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Smokey the Bear is so hip and trendy.
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Awesome.
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When shaking hands as you walk into church, there are certain rules you should follow.
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I’m just tired, really.
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