Buying “worn” clothing

I needed to exchange some shorts I bought a year ago, so I went into Old Navy this weekend.

The first pair of pants I see have holes in them. The next have paint splattered on them.

This is the dumbest thing in the history of the world. Some douche had jeans with holes in them and thought, I’ll sell these to another douche by telling him they’re cool. Then the second douche went back to his frat house and did some lame stuff with his “bro’s”. They all complimented him on his sweet pants and it trickled down the social ladder from there.

Seriously, you are going to sell me pants for $30 that already have holes in them? One could argue that this is the problem with Old Navy or any corporate store and you would be dead on. If you really want tattered clothes, go to Goodwill. Oh wait, Goodwill doesn’t sell tattered clothes because poor people need clothes that will actually last longer, not “look cool”.

If you’ve paid for “worn” clothing, you are stupid.

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4 Responses to “Buying “worn” clothing”

  1. Matt K. Says:

    I’ve never understood this. The whole fashion trends thing doesn’t make sense to me. It’s all because somebody things somebody else will think they are cool. I don’ t think there is one person anybody follows, everybody just does what they think everybody else will think is cool. In the end it is all stupid.

  2. Nickel Says:

    I like to buy patches that look like holes. Just like those bullethole stickers cool people put on their sweet trucks

  3. Matt R Says:

    If you have Levi’s with holes in them, you are scurvy. If you have Old Navy’s with holes in them, you are THE MAN!

  4. nicksicko Says:

    The same goes with new guitars that have a “worn” finish. So what, you didnt want to put in the work and effort to actually play a guitar till its dinged up? Here’s one that will make the chicks think youve been playing for years. Just dont tell them the only instrument you actually play is plastic and plugs into an xbox.

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