Bag Fries
Good? Bad? You decide.
So you get some fast food, eat it up and then chilling in the bottom of the bag are some bag fries. Excellent, just when you thought all the greasy-goodness was gone… BAM! more love.
But wait, are bag fries a good thing? How could they not be?
Here’s how. Bag fries are a direct result of piss poor food bagging by the 9 year old getting paid more than me at McDonald’s. His lackadaisical attitude and half hour of “training” taught him everything, except how to not put my fries in the bag on their side.
So now, instead of eating my fries when they are hot and awesome, I’m eating them post meal, when they’ve been sitting in the bottom of the bag with the napkins and the wrapper of your straw. Sure, they seem like a good deal, but trust me, you are being lulled into a false sense of french fried pleasure.
Demand fast food excellence my friends, and the world will be a better place.
September 16th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
So do you recommend mentioning this when you order… “please, no bag fries.” I worry that the 9 year old will also put more than fries in bag if I ask for too much. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:53 am
fast food excellence is a great oxy moron
September 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
i’m an oxymoron