Wow, what an incredible waste of time.

Really to anyone who reads my pointless dribble, thanks, I guess. I’m not really sure what you get out of it. Maybe a few laughs. Maybe a few gags.

Either way, I figured what better way to celebrate my 200th review than by wasting it in “clip show” fashion. You know, clip shows are when sitcoms can’t come up with a new episode, so they just show clips of previous shows? Although, that sounds like a good idea for a review itself.

Anyway, I’d like to highlight some of my favorite reviews that may have slipped through the cracks.
5. Reese’s Pieces
This was one of my first reviews and I stand by it strongly today.

4. The Bachelorette
Utter garbage.

3. No Shirt No Shoes No Pets
To this day, I still look at this sign every time I go into this store and it never ceases to amaze me.

2. Thug Hugs and the Hetero-Arm-Barrier
Dudes across the nation showing their feelings for each other without feeling gay.

1. If Saying Gay is Bad, Stop Saying Lame
My all time favorite review. And until people stop saying lame, I refuse to stop saying gay. I got your backs, cripples.

So it’s been fun. Thanks to both of you for reading my stupidity. Please leave comments and let me know what you think about these and any other reviews.

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